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Storyline: Imagine your wife was an alcoholic, you sold life insurance, brokered mortgages, and your only friend was your mother. Sound depressing? Well Alan Benderhoven doesn't let it keep him down. With Olympic dreams and a pair of track shoes, he's speedwalking his way to the promised land: Helsinki.

Source: www.manicattack.com

No. of seasons: 1

No. of episodes: 9

The Speed Creeper  (2008)

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