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TimClague  The perils of being an early adopter
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You know how it goes, you turn on your computer to find a new 'software update' is available to download. So you click to download and install it straight away, excited by the new features and envisioning a dream of a bug-free lifestyle - yes? Wrong! What are you an idiot or something? Fear change. It is there to funk up your beautiful calm ... (More)

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