Film student, Charles Pavolski, finds himself wrestling his inner demons in a world of reality TV and high powered network executives. Breaking free, he kicks in a door to the underbelly of NYC on a hunt for his missing mentor. This fast-paced, wild ride will change the course of his life forever.

Imagine your wife was an alcoholic, you sold life insurance, brokered mortgages, and your only friend was your mother. Sound depressing? Well Alan Benderhoven doesn't let it keep him down. With Olympic dreams and a pair of track shoes, he's speedwalking his way to the promised land: Helsinki.

A tantastic, palm tree-fingernailed-warrior: Mommy Menthol is filled with Jersey pride. Being a terrible mother and a manipulative cash-hungry golddigger has never looked so fun. Watch her smoke her slut-butts, and search for a rich Jewish doctor.

Buy a hybrid, wear hemp clothing, sell your big house, recycle, turn off the fuckin' lights. 'Cause if you don't, there's not a chance in hell of Keeping up with the Greensteens. Watch Mindy and Abner spiral into the unknown as they strive to save the planet.