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Funny and entertainingly weird.

Fritz, Francis and Frederick is an experimental absurdist comedy written and directed by Jesse Barack. The movie is funny and ...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

 

A very amusing guide to emoticons :).

Funnee vid 4 sure lol is a very amusing guide to emoticons :). It should be a learning experience for older people, while younger ...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

A thought-provoking premise, but it’s nearly ruined by a very contrived ending.

There’s Always Hope has a thought-provoking premise, but it’s nearly ruined by a very contrived ending. It’s as if the filmmakers...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

 

A hilarious spoof of 28 DAYS LATER.

This is a hilarious spoof of 28 DAYS LATER, starring Nick Swardson. I first became familiar with Swardson’s work while watching “...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

Like a cross between THE OFFICE and DEAD LIKE ME.

Everything about THE DEATH OF THEODORE GRAHAM – the acting, the look, the music – has a sitcom feel to it. If that’s a turn-off, ...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

 

Gifted actors performing in silly situations.

This is probably one of the funniest movies ever to play at the NYC Horror Film Festival. If I didn’t know better I’d say this was...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

Laugh-out-loud funny.

The Golden Pants begins with an awesomely epic voiceover telling us about a retired naval captain (Gil Damon) hiring a young man (...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

 

Hits a lot of sweet spots.

One sign of a good filmmaker – or, in this case, group of filmmakers – is that it’s hard to compare their work to anything else… ...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

One of the Prophets' most consistently funny films.

Of all the colorful characters in the movies of The Minor Prophets, I think Setemio is my favorite. He looks like an immigrant ...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

 

Comic gold.

“I can tell by your lab coat that you’re a scientist.” –Jim And the funniest part is, the guy Jim’s talking to isn’t even ...

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Review by: MiamiMovieCritic

Added: 8 years ago

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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;Fritz, Francis and Frederick is an experimental absurdist comedy written and directed by Jesse Barack. The movie is funny and entertainingly weird, just don’t expect a whole lot in terms of story and character development. This isn’t so much a character study as it is a behavioral study. &lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The story takes place over one night – kind of like THE HANGOVER, with some darker elements reminiscent of the 1993 thriller JUDGMENT NIGHT thrown in as well. Two buddies, Fritz and Francis, run over some girl with their car. Later in the scene, a smash cut reveals that they’re rehearsing a scene, and they never hit a girl at all. At least, I think that’s what happened. Fritz, Francis and a third friend, Frederick, are trying to make a feature film. This gives Barack license to play all kinds of tricks on the audience.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The boys go to a restaurant, where they meet some sketchy people, and then go back to Fritz’s place, where they get high and piss off Francis’ ex. A pizza delivery guy – who will factor in the story later – and a driver dressed like a sailor show up. The boys venture out into the night again, encounter some yokels and end up killing one of them. Reasoning there’s no use crying over spilled milk, they set off for Vegas.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The movie is so absurd and loopy I can imagine it gaining a cult following of sorts, made up of people who like asking serious questions about silly things (and who probably enjoy the sticky icky). Like, “What’s with all the ridiculous hats in this movie?” (I’m particularly fond of the one Francis is wearing near the beginning, which looks like the big fur hat Jason Biggs wore in LOSER.) Or, “What are yokels doing in suburban New York?” I have no answers to these questions. I suppose the movie is about suburban male ennui, but that doesn’t quite explain how bizarre things get. I’ll leave it to you to figure it out. All I can say is that I had fun watching it.&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.filmnet.com/films/funnee_vid_4_sure_lol/&quot;&gt;Funnee vid 4 sure lol&lt;/a&gt; is a very amusing guide to emoticons :). It should be a learning experience for older people, while younger audiences should feel free to laugh at themselves.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Tim Clague, who created the video, clearly thinks emoticons will lead to the downfall of civilization. My feelings on the subject are somewhat mixed. On some level, I DO understand how stupid they are, but I use them anyway. I don’t think it’s precisely to fit in, either. Given that texting has replaced vocal communication to such a large degree, emoticons allow for a broader range of… well, emotions. If I made someone laugh, I want to know it.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;That’s why “lol” is a good emoticon. &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.filmnet.com/films/funnee_vid_4_sure_lol/&quot;&gt;Funnee vid 4 sure lol&lt;/a&gt; is at its best when it makes fun of the ridiculous ones, like +0(. The human face simply doesn’t contort in such a way. Clague is, among many things (master craftsman, supreme satirist, cheeky bastard), terrific at coming up with irresistible titles. One of his other movies is called &lt;a href=&quot;http://www.filmnet.com/films/hot_girl_on_webcam/&quot;&gt;Hot girl on webcam&lt;/a&gt;. I’m guessing you’ll be clicking on that link when you’re done reading this review.&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href=&quot;http://www.filmnet.com/films/theres_always_hope/&quot;&gt;There’s Always Hope&lt;/a&gt; has a thought-provoking premise, but it’s nearly ruined by a very contrived ending. It’s as if the filmmakers – having asked some tough questions about human nature (questions to which there are no easy answers) – simply threw up their hands.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The set-up is a familiar one: an idealistic young fan (Jessica Shannon) meets her hero (Amil Abolesco), who turns out to be a crushing disappointment. The hero in this case is a futurist and published author who believes that human ingenuity is “the most powerful force in the universe.” Or so he says in his books; in life, he’s a cynical SOB who writes but because he likes the money.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Shannon and Abolesco are ideally cast, but they look a little stranded when the story turns into a heated philosophical debate. Screenwriter Reg Heide should have allowed the characters more room to live and breathe. Better writing might have prevented a flubbed line like this one: “I wanted to know what you thought about the growing impact on environmental grassroots movements on the establishment in developing countries.” I think Shannon meant to say, “…the growing impact OF environmental movements…” But it’s not her fault; the line is hard to say because no one would say it.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Still, I recommend the film for its style and the issues it addresses. Director of photography Sasha Moric makes the most of the film’s two locations: a bookstore and later a bar. The colors are warmer in the bookstore and the framing is wide open, representing the young idealist’s vision of the world as a big place full of possibilities. In the bar, we enter the futurist’s world – the lighting is darker and the framing more closed-in. Lots of elements come together in this film; it just needed a better ending.&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;This is a hilarious spoof of 28 DAYS LATER, starring Nick Swardson. I first became familiar with Swardson’s work while watching “Reno 911!,” where he played the gayer-than-gay street whore Terry Bernadino. Here, he plays a guy who drinks 28 shots in one night and wakes up in a nightmarish world where all his friends are drunken zombies and everyone pukes on each other. In other words, a regular Saturday night for most people, har dee har.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The video has amazing production value, and I’m pretty sure Chris Evans makes a cameo appearance – he’s the star of FANTASTIC FOUR and SUNSHINE – as “Chris”. The filmmakers brilliantly ape the music and editing style of 28 DAYS, even using the same font for the titles.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;But the main attraction is Swardson, who’s utterly hilarious. This video has me excited to see his new DVD – “Seriously, Who Farted?” Pretty sophisticated, eh?&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;Everything about THE DEATH OF THEODORE GRAHAM – the acting, the look, the music – has a sitcom feel to it. If that’s a turn-off, it shouldn’t be in this case. The movie is like a cross between THE OFFICE and DEAD LIKE ME. In other words, this is a really good, really funny sitcom.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The filmmakers kick things off with one of their best gags. The hero is a worker bee named Ted (John Scheffer). His boss comes over and warns him about “bringing personal problems to the workplace.” The problem in this instance being that Death (Colin Matthews) is hanging out at Ted’s desk, carrying a scythe and wearing robes. We then flash back to a scene that explains how Ted came to have Death hovering over him in the first place.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The reason why Ted’s time is up is a pretty funny one: he told God he wanted to die when his girlfriend left him. Seems like an open and shut case, but Ted manages to find some wiggle room. The rest of the story is kind of like a buddy movie, complete with a montage of Ted and Death hanging out and pulling pranks.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Some of the humor is a bit crude and unimaginative; do we really need another iteration of the old flaming-bag-of-shit routine? But when THEODORE GRAHAM is funny, it’s really funny. I’m especially fond of the moment when Ted gets off Scott free; Death slaps a nametag on Ted’s shirt, identifying him as one Scott Free. When a filmmaker comes up with a gem like that, it’s easy to forgive anything else he might have done to irk you.&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;This is probably one of the funniest movies ever to play at the NYC Horror Film Festival. If I didn’t know better I’d say this was a short clip from a Christopher Guest comedy. Like Guest’s great improv comedies (Waiting for Guffman, Best in Show), Non-Abductees Anonymous has gifted actors performing in silly situations.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The movie is about a support group for people who have never been abducted by aliens. (“My name is Ivan and I have never been abducted by aliens.”) The group members go through several exercises to help them cope with their non-abductions, like running a gauntlet while being beaten by people in alien costumes, or asking the questions that keep them up at night. (“Why didn’t you pick ME? What’s wrong with ME?”)&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;David Fincher proved that support group meetings can be cinematically thrilling. Non-Abductees Anonymous isn’t on the same level as Fight Club, but there ARE a few cool shots of the non-abductees in a field at night. This is a hilarious deadpan comedy.&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;The Golden Pants begins with an awesomely epic voiceover telling us about a retired naval captain (Gil Damon) hiring a young man (Brian Gillin) to help him find a golden pair of pants. As the captain explains, his uncle left him a map to find the pants, but it's of no use to him because the &amp;quot;map is in English. I can't read it.&amp;quot; The sailors find the spot where the pants are buried, and the captain reveals that he needs the pants to win a race. Of course, the pants are made out of solid gold, so how he plans to win a foot race while wearing them remains a mystery… until the ending, which is about the most absurd thing I’ve ever seen.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The dialogue is laugh-out-loud funny. (&amp;quot;So what did you do before you became a retired naval captain, anyway?&amp;quot;) But you expect that in a Minor Prophets movie. What distinguishes The Golden Pants is the music. You don't know funny until you’ve heard the title track. &amp;quot;Golden Paaaaants.&amp;quot; Click here to listen.&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;One sign of a good filmmaker – or, in this case, group of filmmakers – is that it’s hard to compare their work to anything else… except maybe another movie made by them. Road Scholars is such a movie. I’d be hard-pressed to categorize this one. Perhaps… deadpan absurdity?&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The Minor Prophets live in cold-ass Pennsylvania, and you can definitely tell. They’re all but huddled over for warmth in this movie. It’s about the aftermath of a car accident that killed the local swim team’s coach. One of his star swimmers returns from spring break in Cancun to find out what happened. He meets an amateur forensics non-expert, a cowboy, and a blind dude with a white beard. They all come up with possible explanations for the crash, all of which intrigue the young man… until they admit that everything they just said is of course pure conjecture. The blind dude gets the funniest lines, but the forensics guy gets the biggest laugh. The first shot of him lying in the middle of the road is just exquisitely strange and hilarious.&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;Road Scholars has some of the same technical flaws as other Minor Prophets efforts: spotty sound work, crazy eye lines, etc. Almost all of their films have a slow pace, but to be honest I’m not sure I want them to have a faster pace. Without the slow build-up, they wouldn’t be able to hit so many sweet spots. And, up to and including the inexplicable triple-homicide that closes out the movie, Road Scholars definitely hits a lot of sweet spots.&lt;/p&gt;'
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__domel__body => '&lt;p&gt;Of all the colorful characters in the movies of The Minor Prophets, I think Setemio is my favorite. He looks like an immigrant from the late 1800s. The story takes place in 2008, but Setemio claims to have come to America somewhere around 1892 or ‘93. His Italian accent is so thick he makes Roberto Benigni sound like a native English-speaker. He's a congenial guy – until you cross him, that is. Then look out. (&amp;quot;You no taste-a the wine, I shoot you in the mouth!&amp;quot;)&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;David Amadio gives a criminally entertaining performance. He gets to sing, dance, juggle and speak in an impossibly bad accent. Steve Kuzmick (the director of this and most other Minor Prophets projects) and Brian Gillin appear as two working stiffs from the bank who come to foreclose on Setemio's house. Kuzmick and Gillin are often the straight men in the Minor Prophets world, which also includes Gil Damon. I especially like Gillin's delivery of the line, &amp;quot;What do you say we pack up your stuff and find someplace else for you to be crazy?&amp;quot;&lt;/p&gt;<br /> &lt;p&gt;The movie was shot in an old cellar, where Amadio's uncle made wine for years. The uncle's house was set to be foreclosed on, and the Prophets decided to shoot something quick to pay tribute. It turned out to be a great location. The bricks and wooden barrels make the place look like what it is: a room from an earlier American era. It's sad knowing that it’s been boarded up. This is one of the Prophets' most consistently funny films.&lt;/p&gt;'
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/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/Paginator.php
/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/Paginator/Adapter/Interface.php
/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/Paginator/ScrollingStyle/Interface.php
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/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/Version.php
/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/View.php
/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/View/Abstract.php
/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/View/Helper/Abstract.php
/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/View/Helper/HeadMeta.php
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/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/Zend/View/Helper/Interface.php
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ZFDebug Library Files

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/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/ZFDebug/Controller/Plugin/Debug/Plugin.php
/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/ZFDebug/Controller/Plugin/Debug/Plugin/Database.php
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/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/ZFDebug/Controller/Plugin/Debug/Plugin/File.php
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/mnt/fs.9/disk1/local/www/filmnet/library/ZFDebug/Controller/Plugin/Debug/Plugin/Variables.php

Memory Usage

Controller: 5531.45K

Custom Timers

Controller: 1226.5 ms

Overall Timers

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Avg: 2221.71 ms / 1 requests
Min: 2221.71 ms
Max: 2221.71 ms

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Registered Instances

Zend_View_Helper_Placeholder_Registry => Zend_View_Helper_Placeholder_Registry Object()
acl => Zend_Acl Object()
baseDir => 'http://www.filmnet.com/'
cache => Zend_Cache_Core Object()
config => Zend_Config Object()
db => Zend_Db_Adapter_Pdo_Mysql Object()
translator => Zend_Translate Object()
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