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Life is a progress bar colouring in one bit at a time.
Tim Clague
Joined:June 16, 2009
Last Login:3 years ago
Type:Director
Website:
November 6th, 2009 at 11:05am Comment
Web Series (01:33), Comedy
Dis week u can c a vid all about smileys and acronyms. So if u dont no your 'lmao' from your 'rtfm' then this is the film 4 u! :) Please also be aware that I now feel ill from typing this and am expecting society to fall at any moment. But before that happens please do not deny yourself a final ... more
TimClague uploaded
13 new photos
in Photos from Mr Vista.
September 8th, 2009 at 9:26am Comment
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TimClague uploaded a new video
Hot girl on webcam.
August 24th, 2009 at 1:40pm Comment
Web Series (01:34), Comedy
Mr Vista has pulled at last! Virtually of course. Remember the bad old days? Back then to get a cheeky peek of the female form took effort. Probably ... More Info Mr Vista has pulled at last! Virtually of course. Remember the bad old days? Back then to get a cheeky peek of the female form took... more
TimClague created a new show Mr Vista
June 17th, 2009 at 3:00am Comment
Genre: Comedy Category: Web Series Videos: 20
Mr Vista is all about good wholesome feelings such as: boredom, despair, lethargy, melancholy, the feeling of being ineffective.
TimClague uploaded a new video
Mr Vista: In-stall.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:58pm Comment
Web Series (00:48), Comedy
This is dedicated to everyone who has ever wasted the whole of their tea break.
TimClague uploaded a new video
Everyone loves Ctrl Z.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:57pm Comment
Web Series (00:51), Comedy
Don't you wish you could undo the past 52 seconds of your life you just wasted watching this? Well tough. You can't. No amount of Z key bashing can erase the image of a strange man doing very little - and doing it right on your own PC screen where you should feel safe from being abused by such... more
TimClague uploaded a new video
1-800-stoopid.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:46pm Comment
Web Series (01:05), Comedy
Have you ever had to phone a call centre? Then you already know all this...
TimClague uploaded a new video
A vista valentine.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:46pm Comment
Web Series (00:48), Comedy
A short film about a very short Valentine's Day night.
TimClague uploaded a new video
Do you wait for 5 o'clock?.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:45pm Comment
Web Series (01:36), Comedy
Mr Vista can't wait to go home. Time drags. So a little day dreaming helps.
TimClague uploaded a new video
Download free films here!.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:45pm Comment
Web Series (01:18), Comedy
Everyone is at it. Even your dear old nan. So this week, the modern era's answer to Buster Keaton gets all piratebay on your ass. Therefore (and thus) we proudly present Mr Vista's attempt to download some free feature films. Obviously you wouldn't know anything about that - would you! This ... more
TimClague uploaded a new video
Dude, where's my personal jetpack?.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:43pm Comment
Web Series (01:45), Comedy
You know how it is. You ask for a personal jet pack, a simple enough request, and yet it never arrives!
TimClague uploaded a new video
Funnee vid 4 sure lol.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:40pm Comment
Web Series (01:33), Comedy
Dis week u can c a vid all about smileys and acronyms. So if u dont no your 'lmao' from your 'rtfm' then this is the film 4 u! :) Please also be aware that I now feel ill from typing this and am expecting society to fall at any moment. But before that happens please do not deny yourself a final ... more
TimClague uploaded a new video
How to be a cam whore! lol.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:40pm Comment
Web Series (01:20), Comedy
If you have always wanted to be a first class and excellent cam-whore then Mr Vista can help you. I mean, what better way is there to gain self respect and claim your dignity than posing about on the net. I'm sure that was what the internet was invented for wasn't it. So feel free, flirt away, it ... more
TimClague uploaded a new video
Mr Vista and the meaning(less) of life.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:40pm Comment
Web Series (01:09), Comedy
Mr Vista gets philosophical on ya assss! In the medium of progress bars.
TimClague uploaded a new video
Mr Vesta.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:40pm Comment
Web Series (02:06), Comedy
Estimated time to microwave this dinner - 2 minutes. Yeah right! It seems like progress bars and the the back of food boxes have a lot in common! Today's fine episode was sent in by writer Dom Carver.
TimClague uploaded a new video
Mr Vista and the progress bar from hell!.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:39pm Comment
Web Series (02:06), Comedy
Progress bar accuracy = rubbish. And anyway, no one ever got anywhere through progress did they!
TimClague uploaded a new video
Mr Vista has his cake and eats it.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:39pm Comment
Web Series (01:45), Comedy
Mr Vista is living with the fallout from his birthday. Poor old Mr Vista. Ah sod it - just eat the damn cake!
TimClague uploaded a new video
Mr Vista: How to waste a tea break.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:39pm Comment
Web Series (02:22), Comedy
The USB kettle - unusually slow boiling. Mr V just wants a cup of tea. But then his colleague, the World's most boring man (TM) arrives. Please you stupid kettle, BOIL!!!
TimClague uploaded a new video
The impact of the recession - in progress bar form.
June 16th, 2009 at 1:38pm Comment
Web Series (01:41), Comedy
The wage slave Mr Vista tries to plan a holiday. Economics intervene! This episode sees the return of the progress bar! At last!!! If you are late to the party then head on over to www.mrvista.net to see previous wranglings with the progress bar from hell. Seeing as how it was what started ... more
